Any Halloween funnies?

[kluv2jazz]

Here's mine........As my 5 yr old and I approach gramma's neighbor he says "trick or treat give me something good to eat or I will snap your underwear!". lol I about died. we spent the next few steps rehearsing what he should really say.

[hopeful]

Everytime my son got chocolate he would yell back to his dad, "Dad, I got some more chocolate for ya"! My husband, who is quite large just quietly laughed, but I thought it was hysterical. After one block of houses he said he didn't need anymore candy, but he let his friend continue to hit the neighborhood for treats. I was so proud when he knew he had more candy than he could ever want/eat. He only had 2 pieces on Halloween, and gave the rest to his dad and grandpa. Guess who likes the sweets in my family? ;D ;D

[kluv2jazz]

lol!! ours too....dad was rummaging thru the halloween bucket as soon as he got home.

[tomsmum]

Yes, we had the "trick or treat - underwear" song too - much to my embarressment.

However, at one house he got extra candy when he sang it 'cos the neighbour thought it so funny.

Mind you he still has a British accent (although we've been here over 2 years) and was dressed as Harry Potter, so that may have helped!!

[irishbutterfly]

While we were going from house to house I noticed Cabe wasnt as excited as when we first set out. Finally while we were at his grandma's he asked if we could just go to McDonald's. When I asked him why he said it was because people werent giving out good candy and when I asked what he meant he said everybody was giving out tootsie rolls. He isnt that crazy about them and he did have alot of them in his bag. I talked him into going to a few more houses and wouldnt you know the very next house we went to was giving out tootsie rolls. He turned around and looked at me and said I told you-- no good candy. After that I gave up and we went to McDonalds.