Post by Mommysalami on Nov 1, 2003 0:29:25 GMT -5
A Prayer for the Stressed
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
the courage to change the things I cannot accept,
and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill today
because they got on my nerves
And also help me to be careful of the toes I step on today
as they may be connected to the feet I have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me to give 100% at work..
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
and 5% on Friday
and help me to remember....
When I am having a bad day
and it seems that people are trying to wind me up,
it takes 42 muscles to frown ,
28 to smile and only four to extend my arm
and smack someone in the mouth.
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
the courage to change the things I cannot accept,
and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill today
because they got on my nerves
And also help me to be careful of the toes I step on today
as they may be connected to the feet I have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me to give 100% at work..
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
and 5% on Friday
and help me to remember....
When I am having a bad day
and it seems that people are trying to wind me up,
it takes 42 muscles to frown ,
28 to smile and only four to extend my arm
and smack someone in the mouth.
