Post by healthy11 on Nov 17, 2020 20:43:36 GMT -5
~ The most useless thing I ever bought was a 2020 planner.
~ 2019: Stay away from negative people.
2020: Stay away from positive people.
~ The world has turned upside down. Old folks are sneaking out of the house, and their kids are yelling at them to stay indoors!
~ This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her dog. It was obvious she thought her dog understood her. I came into my house & told my cat. We laughed a lot.
~ Every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.
~ I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.
~ This virus has done what no woman has been able to do. Cancel sports, shut down the bars & keep men at home!
~ I never thought the comment, “I wouldn’t touch him/her with a 6-foot pole” would become a national policy, but here we are!
~ I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to the Backyard. I’m getting tired of the Living Room.
~ Never in a million years could I have imagined I would go up to a bank teller wearing a mask & ask for money.
~ Appropriate analogy: "The curve is flattening so we can start lifting restrictions now” is like saying “The parachute has slowed our rate of descent, so we can take it off now.”
~ Does anyone know if we can take showers yet, or should we just keep washing our hands?